Oh My God (46 words) by @Richwiltshir

"Why have you sent a sterilisation fleet to Earth, Admiral Baal?"

"Because we've received a transmission they've discovered cold fusion"

"How long ago?"

"By their calendar, fourteen years ago. The fleet should arrive in 2017"

"Well, we can't afford for halfwits to have such power. I'll miss them," said Yahwey.

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