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The Autopsy (145 Words)


The wickedly sharp knives glisten in the harsh lights, ready to do their worst to the body laying in wait on the cold, white porcelain. With a slight tremble he picks up a blade and starts his commentary for the cameras, recording his actions for future reference.

"The body was found wrapped in plastic sheeting and had been stored in a chiller for some time after death. The head has been removed and hasn't been recovered, The limbs have been severed at the joints and the appendages are also missing.

I'm making an incision along the breastbone, peeling the flesh back allowing access to the flesh underneath. Then I am going to apply a generous amount of butter. After that I shall replace the skin and cover with bacon.

Roast for an hour and a half at 190 degrees centigrade and serve with fresh vegetables."

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